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#1

Enept Hand Mistake

I (crino) was talking to GAIA. Everything was normal. My shift was finished, GAIA was going to sleep soon, and I had left Enept hand to make the nornlings go to sleep.

I went into the norn home to find something I had not expected. Enept hand was useing that old genetics kit that often caused so much trobule for me.

"I'm only going to put in one egg, i promise." said Enept Hand.

But when he pushed the button that said "Lay egg" the screen said "Troblue reading blah blah blah".

"Ah well," I said "You could try again with a different egg

type."

But when i looked at the place under the incubator, there was a blue egg sitting there.

I went over to it and moved it.

There was another blue egg.

I moved that egg. There was yet another blue egg. I moved them and moved them. But there were just more and more eggs.

And so that's how GAIA ended up having to eat a million eggs in one night. Every once in a while she asked for bio pellets, which i gave to her accordingly.

Finally, GAIA finished her big meal and went to sleep. I went to the norn nursury to check on the norns. They were asleep, as I had hoped. I moved each of them to a more comvertable spot, and left.

Indeed, there may be some times where I just HATE Enept Hand, but when it comes to taking care of norns, I'm glad he's around.

#2.
The Vicious Norn story

Crino got up out of his slumber. He rubbed his eyes and looked down.

He was shocked to find how pale his scales were getting. He was to young to get old, so why was this happening?

He explained this problum to enept hand as soon as he saw him.

"I've studied your breed, Crino." said enept hand. "One of my favorites, really. Your breed was designed to grow paler with each life stage. Don't worry, it's normal."

But Crino still looked worried.

"Why don't you go into the jungle for a little while?" asked Enept Hand. "Maybe it will calm you down."

For once, Crino decided to listen to Enept Hand and go into the jungle to cool off.

He got in there to the expected. A million mostiqutos flying everywhere, some rocklice digging for grubs, and the Kobold slapping anything that was in its way.

"Don't know why I listened to Enept Hand." He muttered as he went over to the parana pool. "The one time I listen to him, I get deathly ill, or fall into the parana pool, or upset the Kobold."

He sat down and watched the paranas swimming sinisterly. A rocklice fell in and instantly the paranas became a green cloud of bubbles. Crino sighed as bones began to fall out of the cloud. He knew that there were many a creature that had gone in there. A creature might have axedentally pushed the button, or maybe enept hand threw a creature in by mistake.

But then, Crino heard a shuffling behind him. He looked, and started to back away. Was it a grendel? Or a white ettin?(Crino had been taught that if he saw a glowing white ettin with a creepy smile on its face, he was to inform Enept hand so that enept hand could "dispose of it" for white ettins teneded to want nothing but to slap a norn to death).

But what he saw was compleatly different. A norn, in the child stage by the look of him, tumbled out into the open. Crino looked at the little norn. The norn looked back. It looked like a bruin, except that it was glowing red. Crino came over to touch the creature but was met with a hard slap from behind.

The blow caught him off balence, and he looked behind him for his attacker. It was a female norn, also a glowing red bruin. Crino slapped it, hopeing to deter it. This just made the female angryer, and it raised its arm to attack again.

"NOOOOO!!!" Cried Crino as the blow struck him, even harder than the last time.

But then the red norns stopped and sniffed. Crino sniffed too, and gagged. It was the smell of grendel stench.

Crino looked up to see a full grown grendle lumbering into veiw. He screamed. He rarely ever saw grendels, for he spent most of his time in the norn nursury with an anti grendel door, or in the protection of GAIA. And enept hand usally threw the grendel in the parana lake when he saw one. Crino wondered how this grendel had avoided detection. But he could think later... he had to get out of here.

He was running away when he noticed that the red bruins were not following him. The little baby was staring at the grendel in fear, but his mother was not letting him run off. What was this mother thinking?! Protecting her son from a harmless norn, yet praticly pushing him in front of a full grown grendel!

But then, he saw the female walking up to the grendel. The grendel hit her, and she went into a slapping frenzy. Crino watched in astonisment as she beat the grendel to the ground. Soon, the grendel was dead. The norns came over to the grendel. What were they going to do?

Then, Crino watched as the norns ate the grendel. He was shocked and repulesed.

"Cannabul norns!" he wispered.

He was so curious about the breed that he looked for some eggs. He found a batch of them and, after comfurming that they were not grendel eggs, took them for enept hand to study.

"I don't think they can be hardmans." Said Crino as he was showing enept hand the eggs.

"They can't be. I don't have that breed." said Enept hand.

"They must be a new breed!"

"Interesting behavors, they have. Well, if they are a new breed, then they have to be named."

"Cannabul norns?"

"No, to vicious."

"To vicious, to vicious for a vicious norn... Vicious norns!" Cried Crion. "We can call them vicious norns!"

And so that is how the vicious norns were discovered.

It had been ages since Crino had had something interesting to do. He usally just sat around nowdays, sometimes fixing a leak in the ship.

"I really don't know what to do, GAIA." said Crino one day, as he was talking to GAIA.

"Hmm, well, I guess you've explored all of the ship."

"Well, which room is the one that you go to the least?"

"The grendel jungle."

"Oh, well, I guess I haven't been to the ettin desert in a long time."

As Crino was turning away, he heard GAIA say "and if you see Enept hand, ask him why there is no male GAIA."

"I'll keep that in mind."

And so Crino left for the ettin desert.

He opened the door and went in. He was met with extream heat. He walked over to the elevator and went up into the main part of the desert.

He looked around. There really was not much to see. A few cacti growing, and some Ugliee flying around. There wasn't even an ettin around.

Crino heard something. It sounded like ettin sounds.

"Finally, something to talk to." said Crino, even though he wasn't hopeful that the ettin could speak english.

The sound came closer, and soon the ettin came.

Crino yelped and ran back. The ettin had a freakish smile on its face. It was also a glowing white.

It was a white ettin.

Crino backed up against the wall as the ettin came closer.

The ettin was right up in front of him.

And it began to hit him.

Crino could not run. With the ettin in front, and the wall behind, his only hope was that the ettin would be detered if he hit it.

Crino slapped the ettin. The ettin was momentaraly stunned and Crino made his escape.

The ettin was in close persute. Crino made it to a door and ran through it.

He found himself in the aquarium. He ran to the elevator and pushed "up". When the elevator was at the top floor, he ran for the door. Behind him, the elevator was starting to go down. The ettin must still be following him.

Crino was running when he slammed right into Enept hand.

"Why, Crino, what is the matter?"

"Whi...Whi...Whi" Crino was trying to speak, but he was both scared and exasted.

"Whi..Whit..White Ettin!" he yelled, as he saw the ettin coming out of the aquarium door.

Enept Hand acted quickly, but not wisely.

"Ouch!" he said as the ettin hit him.

"I thought hands couldn't feel pain."

Quickly, Enept hannd picked up the ettin.

"Now what are you going to do with it?"

"I will tell you, someday, but now is not the time."

And Enept hand left.

Soon, it was night. Crino fixed up a few more leaks and Enept hand helped the little norns get to sleep.

"Good night, Crino." said Astranova, shyly, as she went into the nursury.

All the norns were asleep except Crino. He was waiting for Enept hand.

Soon, Enept hand came out.

"Say, Enept Hand," said Crino "GAIA was
wondering..."

"She wanted to know why there is no male GAIA."

Enept hand chuckled, then said "I don't know. I didn't make GAIA. A hand by the name of Lis Morris create her."

"Could you ask that hand, then?"

Enept hand chuckled again, then said "I'll try."

The Vicious Aquatic Norns

It was morning on the ship. Crino was waking up the norns and giving them each an apple.

When he was done with that, he decided to take a walk.

Crino looked at the door to the newest metaroom. It was a metaroom with three levels, set underwater. Crino had not been in to explore the new metaroom, and decided to go in.

When he got out, he was met with a nice sea breeze. He inhaled the air. It was a great feeling.

He jumped in the water. Lucky for him, his breed could breath underwater (he had found this out when, as a little baby nornling, he had fallen into the pond of the norn terreium), so he could see many of the great sightes underwater.

He had been told that there were aquanorns living here. Crino had never seen an aquanorn, and he was curious about them. He continued to swim as he went deeper underwater.

Bang! He collided with something.

"Ouch!" he said, and he looked up.

What he saw was an adolesent male norn. It looked like a bruin, except for its legs and tail. Its tail was long and scaly, and it had no legs at all. Crino assumed that the legs and tail were of an aquanorn, but this creature could not be a pure one.

Instantly, the creature began to hit him.

"Ouch!" said Crino, but the creature did not stop.

Then Crino relised; this was a vicious norn that had cross bred with an Aquanorn! Crino quickly got away.

But then he saw a swarm of these vicious/aqua norn crossbreeds. He quickly hid in a little chamber to find a ton of eggs. He decided to snatch up a few and go back. He swam back up. As nhe did, he could have swarn he heard a loud, dieing grunt. He looked, but all he saw was a crowd of vicious norns. He shrugged and went off.

Later, he was talking with enept hand.

"Yes, Crino, this has become a breed of its own. And I guess it has to have a name."

Without pausing, Crino said "Vicious Aquatic Norns".

And so they are named.